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Bring Back The Constitution

A piece of shit user of the urban dictionary who spreads fake bullshit about democrats. Needs to shut the hell up.
"Bring Back The Constitution needs to stop fucking with us and go hang out with Rush Limbaugh."
by pseudonymchexmix February 17, 2019
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Snap Back The Prayer

What i call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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Hold back the tide

verb phrase: Trying to stop something that is clearly inevitable or already unstoppable. Putting effort into controlling a situation that has moved beyond anyone’s ability to stop it—often while pretending things are still under control. Like standing on the shore believing you can keep the ocean from coming back in: you might delay it for a moment, but the tide always returns.
“Once the news hit social media, trying to keep it quiet was like trying to hold back the tide.”
by Thejocdoc March 4, 2026
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Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
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putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole
I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell
by Ishitoften December 31, 2020
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Throwing the catfish back

When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.
I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.
by Anusian_fartre January 8, 2022
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