by Tucker205678 December 7, 2016
Get the book geekmug. Book wanker -
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019
Get the book wankermug. n. The term used to describe one who feigns intellect, through ostentatiously purchasing high-brow books with no intention of actually reading them.
Clean-books are so-called from their library of mint condition paper backs, each with crisp, virgin pages, bereft of even a single crease in their spines. As any real reader knows, a typical paperback usually becomes visibly worn and battered after the first time it has been read.
Common behaviour of clean-books includes the frequent posting of Facebook statuses about the books that they have purchased, or the occasional, generic, trite review. Eg: "Hemmingway- what an author.", or "Moby Dick is a good read." Some clean-books go to further lengths than others, and are even known to read reviews or full synopses of the books online, as well as memorizing popular online opinions and interpretations in case their integrity is challenged.
Clean-books are so-called from their library of mint condition paper backs, each with crisp, virgin pages, bereft of even a single crease in their spines. As any real reader knows, a typical paperback usually becomes visibly worn and battered after the first time it has been read.
Common behaviour of clean-books includes the frequent posting of Facebook statuses about the books that they have purchased, or the occasional, generic, trite review. Eg: "Hemmingway- what an author.", or "Moby Dick is a good read." Some clean-books go to further lengths than others, and are even known to read reviews or full synopses of the books online, as well as memorizing popular online opinions and interpretations in case their integrity is challenged.
"He's not really as smart as he makes out; he's a bit of a clean-book."
"I went to John's house to borrow Treasure Island, and he's a fucking clean-book! You should have seen how pristine all his books were!
"I went to John's house to borrow Treasure Island, and he's a fucking clean-book! You should have seen how pristine all his books were!
by IceCreamBros May 11, 2013
Get the Clean-bookmug. Is stupid term that mumkey jones call manga. Said some stupid guy on youtube
Anime book is mumkey Jones way to say manga
Anime book is mumkey Jones way to say manga
by Snotcore February 24, 2023
Get the Anime bookmug. By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.
Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
by jacobraybans May 3, 2013
Get the Story Bookingmug. this is something between two to five people in a group of friends or family who devise ideas to put their mis-placed lives on track. They do this by breaking down each idea they want to accomplish and adding rules and comments about the idea. They cleverly put the idea into clear 'phases' and take one on at a time to help complete the set out goal.
All together the group of friends help each other stay within realistic dreams and put it in writing in a book or note pad and store it somewhere safe where it is only for the members of the 'project book' clan to see and read. Changes and edits are allowed to take place and there is also a timing scale to help stay in the plan.
Usually between friends there is an about three ideas often more with tiny littles phases coming off each main idea.
Loosing weight, getting fit or in shape, toning up is very common.
followed by a 'how to get with guys'
and 'lets get our reputation up at school.
its a simple idea that becomes complex, yet fun and motivating.
All together the group of friends help each other stay within realistic dreams and put it in writing in a book or note pad and store it somewhere safe where it is only for the members of the 'project book' clan to see and read. Changes and edits are allowed to take place and there is also a timing scale to help stay in the plan.
Usually between friends there is an about three ideas often more with tiny littles phases coming off each main idea.
Loosing weight, getting fit or in shape, toning up is very common.
followed by a 'how to get with guys'
and 'lets get our reputation up at school.
its a simple idea that becomes complex, yet fun and motivating.
a: im so over living life like this, being called a fattie, having bad rep at school and not having any boys. what can we do to help this?
e: easy! a project book!!! for the both of us, to find our goals make them realistic, list out steps to accomplish them, get together to update them and keep each other motivated!
a: sounds good, where do we start though?
e: we need a book. then we need to find out 'main ideas' and list the phases to put each one at reachable levels. Then we keep updates and edits and keep each other motiviated. its so simple
a: yeah. i can easily see how it can help get everything good and happy around the place again, im sure it will work.
THREE MONTHS LATER...
e: see i told we we would be healthy, fit and slim, popular and loving social life and totally digging the guy attention from all round!
a: gotta love that project book!
e: easy! a project book!!! for the both of us, to find our goals make them realistic, list out steps to accomplish them, get together to update them and keep each other motivated!
a: sounds good, where do we start though?
e: we need a book. then we need to find out 'main ideas' and list the phases to put each one at reachable levels. Then we keep updates and edits and keep each other motiviated. its so simple
a: yeah. i can easily see how it can help get everything good and happy around the place again, im sure it will work.
THREE MONTHS LATER...
e: see i told we we would be healthy, fit and slim, popular and loving social life and totally digging the guy attention from all round!
a: gotta love that project book!
by tee.vee May 18, 2009
Get the project bookmug. by Magic_t31 October 10, 2015
Get the According to the booksmug.