cunting badger

He's swish, he's smart, he's everything a girl could want - he's the cunting badger (8)

"Barney Stinson is the best"
"Yeah, he's a real cunting badger"

by JAB_008 September 19, 2013

australian badger

To give a girl the shocker and also do the helicopter dick at the same time.

Curt was exited when Josie wanted to do the Australian badger.

by Jigbuck July 15, 2014

pink badger

Small animals that walk on their hind legs and have conversations with each other.

The other day there were a couple of pink badgers in my dirty laundry.

by Woodstock June 23, 2004

uphill badger

The process of gay sex between two men concerning sending the "badger" down a burrow, "up the hill".

He likes sending his badger into his hill!!

by Jizzy Boy June 6, 2005

Angry Badger

A diseased, hairy, red cock dripping who the fuck knows what.

Mark wont chickenhead Andy anymore after he saw that Andy had an angry badger.

by Troy Lane October 26, 2006

Badgered

When one is tired, has had sex, has run into a slight misfortune.

I was up all night, man I'm badgered.

by Luisa Toselli January 16, 2008

Honey Badger

A chick that will go down on your dick and lick the balls

man that honey badger sucked my dick and licked my balls

by kongfong March 21, 2017