Texas Casserole

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercourse, during the oral sex the woman vomits on the man's penis, while the man inserts the penis into the woman's vagina and uses the vomit as lubricant.

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TEXAS CASSEROLE

by Osama Sandusky September 25, 2012

Texas Skewer

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.

Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?

by brewski210 August 28, 2022

Texas Brit

An Australian man who act's more western while having an eastern accent/origin.

Man 1: "Is that guy from the UK? His accent is kind of similar".
Man2: "Not quite, he's actually a Texas Brit, don't overthink it".

by glasscage March 29, 2022

Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.

Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.

Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

texas leaguer

baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them

With Barry Bonds' knees so sore, he will see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him

by mikkopresents September 16, 2006

texas gravy

The frothy mess that ensues between your legs when your working your ass of on a hot, sweaty day and use too much Gold Bond powder

"Man, I've got a serious case of Texas Gravy going on up in here."

by Chilididog December 17, 2006