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Iredell Texas

Small ass town in the middle of Texas. Population 360, but varies based when the pipeliners leave for the oil rigs. Known around Texas as Snuff City, and Iredellians are proud of it!
Hey, there's a bonfire after the 6 man game tomorrow night in Iredell Texas. Wanna go?
Man, I can't. I've gotta leave Snuff City for the oil rigs in the morning. Me and the old lady are saving for a new double wide.
by backinthesticks February 20, 2011
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Rockdale Texas

Rockdale Texas is crap but not as bad as Cameron.
by jasonderuIo April 19, 2020
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texas train

The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.
Me and my wife boarded the Texas Train after a Texas Long Horn game. Whooo whooo
by SCnative July 18, 2016
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Texas Elevator

Entering an elevator and proceeding to fart non-stop for at least ten floors.
Dave was impressed that Kevin's Texas elevator lasted 15 floors.
by TheMan2002 May 12, 2014
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texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.
Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"
by Brandaminator October 5, 2006
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texas leaguer

baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them
With Barry Bonds' knees so sore, he will see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him
by mikkopresents September 16, 2006
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texas gravy

The frothy mess that ensues between your legs when your working your ass of on a hot, sweaty day and use too much Gold Bond powder
"Man, I've got a serious case of Texas Gravy going on up in here."
by Chilididog December 17, 2006
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