Ten dick pterodactyl

Having to pee like a mother f#cker

I have to pee like a ten dick pterodactyl

by Little oz June 15, 2018

Ten Pound D

This common practice in shared seating situations, such as on buses and subways, occurs most often when men tend to take up more than their fair share of the seat with legs spread wide, giving off the impression that they have to account for the space of a ten pound dick.

I was riding the H4 this morning, and I only had a 1/4 of a seat because I was sitting next to a ten pound d.

by TenPoundDSpotter February 08, 2013

Johnny Ten Toes

A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.

"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."

by coopertone December 12, 2019

The Ten-Toe Express

Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.

"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."

by Iva Smallsach January 18, 2022

Ten Second Murphy

When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.

What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!

by Jack Bingeman February 08, 2007

The Whole Ten Yards

1) Phallic reference in terms of length, girth.
2) A pointless, yet harmless 2004 movie starring two of Hollywood's most overpaid: Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry.

Rural usage: "Damn boy, if you giv her the whole ten yards, she is gonna be fuct!"
Metrosexual usage: "Me and my homies are gonna give her the whole ten yards and she's gonna think I am a prophet like Balzac."

by Charlie White October 13, 2004

ten to two (v.)

"ten to two" represents the motion in which you roll a glass dick from the ten o clock position to the two o clock position (and back and forth) to melt and smoke your shit cause you are a retard. This term is used as a present tense verb (read example).

dopefiend: Where's all my shit?!!
bagwhore: While you were in the closet fixing your stereo, I just kept ten to twoing it.

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004