Table Tug

The act where a person receives a hand job under a dinner table.

John got a table tug from Sally while at his grandparents anniversary dinner.

by Blyler69 June 24, 2019

Table-ussy

A whole in a table with soap in a hole making a Table-ussy

bro in my class there is a "table-ussy"

by OWENWWWWWWWW September 1, 2022

Table tennis

Its actually called ping pong

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)

by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023

Ass Table

a chair

*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!

by PottyWala May 20, 2015

wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.

Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

Hipster Table

1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.

1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."

by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013

I table

When a person thinks hes a table (something really common)

Me:hey timmy how ya doing?
Timmy:i prefer not to be called "timmy" i table now.

by Uncanny April 23, 2022