Total eclipse of the shart

When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself

There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead

by Thisisnot myrealname August 22, 2017

total mouth boner

An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.

"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."

by Deathcloud420 September 15, 2019

Total-E-Do

To impregnate a kangaroo

"Aww, that f**king moron total-e-do"

by Ry-Ry Niski May 16, 2009

Totally N. G.

means "totally not good"- used in the Super Milk Chan Show(best show right next to Magical Play)

I'm about five seconds short of throwing up! totally N. G.!!

by synthetika June 06, 2005

Total eclipse of the fart

To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…

Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.

by 4realazitgits March 04, 2021

total ass play

to stimulate ones ass with toys, fingers, tongue, penis, or any other foreign object grabbed in a time of passion and being fully stimulated to the fullest

i had some awesome total ass play last night

by dick stump April 04, 2010

Total Compensation Equilibrium

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.

"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".

by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009