A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.
Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.
by Fasters January 12, 2022
Get the Toilet Mathmug. Adjective
A term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.
Noun
Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.
A term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.
Noun
Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.
adj: “Fuck that restauraunt, the food is toilet-trash.”, “Miley Cyrus’ new album is toilet-trashy af.” ; noun : “We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party”, “Don’t park here. The toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit.”
by boardshaw November 9, 2020
Get the toilet-trashmug. a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.
When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.
by anonymoustaylor April 10, 2011
Get the trucker's toiletmug. Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
by sis24pig July 27, 2023
Get the Human Toiletmug. When taking an upper decker while having diarrhea. Making the next flush look like the toilet is vomiting.
by Mr.0range1981 August 6, 2010
Get the Toilet Vomitmug. by bumm bummm May 2, 2020
Get the Halva's toiletmug. A build up of shit and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat,
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.
by 70mach1 September 30, 2011
Get the toilet dandermug.