A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
by ohthelulz December 26, 2009
Eye soreness caused by staring at a TV or computer monitor for long periods of time, usually while watching porn.
I could have watched that webcam girl all night, but I eventually had to log off when I got porn eye.
by Urban Jed June 08, 2007
by YankeeBrim March 27, 2021
A slow degradation in computer function due to excess use of porn, possibly caused by a virus or malware.
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by myhornygayass May 03, 2021
Having so much time alone that you have watched all of the free porn online that you like and don't even feel like it anymore.
David: Wow man, you had the whole day alone! What did you do?
Alex: I got so porn bored. I just feel really gross right now.
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David: Bro, I know what you mean.
by MAHSPACEBARISBROKENKTHNXBYE May 23, 2009
Wife: Honey I'm going look at the bank balance before we go out.
Husband: Sure baby.
Wife: What the hell is this? I thought you were gaming all night, not looking at this crap!!
Husband: It wasn't me!
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by Phinger October 13, 2013