wet thing

a very attractive female usually wearing sexy clothes that inspires an observing male to get wet

Male 1 - "did you see the new j-lo video? "
Male 2 - "yeah its cracking, she's such a fucking wet thing, i'd do her till christmas."

by Douggie November 3, 2006

Stranger Things

Something that is amazing, but no matter where I go people won't show up about it.

Bill " Hey Jim! How was your day? "
Jim " Have you seen Stranger Things? It's good. '
Bill " I'm going to shove my arm down my throat and pull out my stomach. "

by MoistyWaters December 31, 2017

lookin' at a thing in a bag

1. This is something you do when you want someone wholly retarded and gullible to get drinks for you because you're too lazy to do it for yourself.

2. Something one aspires to be doing if they just wanna be a cool guy.

"Hey, guys, what'cha doin'?"
"Lookin' at a thing in a bag."

by Sasori May 11, 2003

huge mass of thing

anything enormously huge,grotescly fat,lauren picone

That girl is both gunther and one huge mass of thing

by Matt Hoeber the IV October 25, 2003

Thingamafucker

Anything or anyone that/who frustrates the ever loving shit out of you.

1.You-Where The Fuck Is It?
Friend-What You Looking for?
You-You Know....That Thing..That...Ahh...That Thingamafucker!

2. Stop Team Killing You Stupid Thingamafucker!

by Salustri February 18, 2008

thingamastupha

Whatever the hell you want it to be.

DUde, check out that thingamastupha.
Yeah, dawg, that thingamastupha is the shizat.

by Li was here May 8, 2003

taming the manaconda

Giving someone a boner with one of the flute things that snake charmers use.

"yeah last night we were gonna have sex but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda" - Paige

by Left Shark February 10, 2015