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Chair juice

A deposit of female urin/ejaculate on a chair, in notical terms a wet queef.
When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.
by Joebeardski September 23, 2023
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green chair

The chair in a band that is reserved for the most talented skin-flute musicians. The green chair musician is unrivaled in his ability to slay that skin flute like Slash can his lead guitar!
Man did you see Jason perform last night? He is the green chair of the band for sure!
by Sir Dinkus June 26, 2019
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bedside chair

a chair that sits next to your bed that is used as a bedside table.
All of her money and her work schedule sat on her bedside chair.
by me.urban1 May 25, 2009
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chair yoga

When you yoga with chairs
(AKA sit on the chairs)
Chair. Yoga
by QQQ3 September 28, 2017
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Chair cultist

An elite super based and redpilled sigma gigachad who chose to join the chair cult led by the chair.
This nigger so rarted he could never be a chair cultist
by Cheesus my sprinkles July 3, 2023
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boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
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Large chair

A large chair is a chair that is bigger than a regular chair ,but smaller than a couch.
Tom:” Me and the wife just bought a large chair”.
Larry:”Dang I love large chairs. I say they are better than any couch”.
by A possum possum January 1, 2021
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