boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Chair juice

A deposit of female urin/ejaculate on a chair, in notical terms a wet queef.

When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.

by Joebeardski September 23, 2023

green chair

The chair in a band that is reserved for the most talented skin-flute musicians. The green chair musician is unrivaled in his ability to slay that skin flute like Slash can his lead guitar!

Man did you see Jason perform last night? He is the green chair of the band for sure!

by Sir Dinkus June 26, 2019

bedside chair

a chair that sits next to your bed that is used as a bedside table.

All of her money and her work schedule sat on her bedside chair.

by me.urban1 May 25, 2009

Chair 🪑

The Chair, Chair Emoji, Tiktok Chair. Or 🪑 means. Satire, or Funny.
Spread accross Tiktok, Reddit, and Twitter.

"LMAO. 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
Chair meaning, Funny. As shown with LMAO before it.
"🤡🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑"
Chair meanint, Satire. The clown emoji is used widely on tiktok to show satire torwars certain groups of people such as.
"People have have a 1070 TI: 🤡"

Chair 🪑: Satire, Funny

by TheWordArtist101 September 13, 2021

Chair Tuna

The built up secretions in a vagina after stting in a chair for long periods of time

Kelly was sitting in class so long i could smell her chair tuna all the way down the hallway

by KDOG AND NOODLES June 21, 2011

Table with no chair

a table with no chairs you fucking idiot

There is a table with no chairs.

by Zhio March 27, 2022