Tampon

Some sort of absorbent material that can be twisted into a "tampon like" cylinder for the sole purpose of cleaning out a pipe, dugout, one hitter. I MUST be used in conjunction with a stick or similar type tool to "push" the tampon thru the pipe. I thing that comes out the other end is pretty offensive. And should be handled as if it were a tampon.

Dude hand me a tissue I have to make a tampon this thing is shitting in my mouth.

by Germantown Jiggaboo June 17, 2024

Tampon

A white cotton object (looks like a dick) that goes into your vagina while you're on your period. Or you put them in your noes when you have a now bleed

Karen do you have a tampon I can use.

by Skylar Riddle February 21, 2018

tamponing

when one male golfer slips another male golfer a tampon because they whiffed a shot and the so called prank really torques off women everywhere.

Did you see that woods is tamponing again.

by anonymous February 17, 2023

Oral tampon

Term used for a man known to Perform Cunnilingus whilst the female is on her monthly cycle. i.e. eating a cherry pie.

Synonyms: Blood Sucker ; Vampire

You wouldn’t believe how much of an oral tampon my ex boyfriend was!

by E69 May 27, 2019

Steel tampon

Girl code for a dildo

Hoe 1: I rather wear a Steel tampon than go out with Jerome, his dick is small.

by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 19, 2019

Tampon

A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.

I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.

Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.

by HazyHalez November 20, 2017

used tampon

the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis

"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022