pump the porpoise

when i get home i'm gonna pump the porpoise tonight!
by G60Corrado March 30, 2005
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Jerk Pump

The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.

Jerking- Style of dance

Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing
(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"

*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*
by Prodigious Asian February 06, 2010
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Air-Pump

Air-Pump

When a person (male or female) places their lips upon a mans anus and use their hands (or feet if skills are at an advanced level) to jack the man off. The man must fart into the persons mouth before he ejaculates otherwise there is a "leak" in the air pump.
Steve really enjoys his hand jobs, but once in awhile he loves to get a good air-pump in.

Cindy tried the air-pump on Dave, but she couldn't work it hard enough and he filled her up like a balloon.
by thepartyBoy41 August 30, 2009
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Pump Hole

The pump hole is ready, I need to go lay a baby's arm, I hope it's not the hot foam again, I've been eating mutton stew with the Abo's again
by Reggie71 January 17, 2011
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Pump Shotty

In Most online FPS's there is generaly a pump action 12 gauge. This gun is usualy slow and inaccurate. In counter strike, this weapon if killed by it is a humiliation.
HOLY SHIT! that guy just got fucking pwned by a pump shotty!
by Matt Mcelhinney August 26, 2005
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Oil-Pumping

When a male masturbates while sitting down on a toilet having a dump. It relates to the idea that he's pumping oil (poo) out of his behind with his penis.
"Hey Gary, let's sneak in the toilet and take a picture of Eric having a dump!"
"Yeh!"..
.."Oh shit man he's oil-pumping!"
by Adil Dough January 22, 2009
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Pump it Up

The greastest dance game ever to grace arcades. The formula of dance smulation was created by DDR, but the gameplay, graphics, music, and presentation was perfected by Pump it Up.
"Are you into DDR?"
"Yeah, but I like Pump better."
by nikkan_hanil November 20, 2003
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