Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

Alexandria Media Institute

A shithole sorry ass excuse for a Higher Education Institute located in Alexandria,Smouha, Egypt
I've enrolled there in 2019 and all I got was mass social rejection and learned some trivia that I forget the moment I walk outside the lecture hall or and once again after studying/revising them and finishing it's the subject's exam
In addition to the people glaring at me Ignoring me downright insulting or mocking me and/or preying on my insecurities and low self-esteem just for being different
also the place itself is total garbage
even by the lowest standards possible

Madany 2019-2023
Fuck the Alexandria Media Institute

by Madanistman August 5, 2022

Social Media Hitman

A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.

Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.

by Coco Standley February 4, 2021

silver hill media

A premium bicycle movie making company that out shines its competitors with excellent quality.

Did you see the latest edit by Silver hill media? How are they so good and all the other companies like Anthill films and Freeride entertainment so bad compared to them?

by Clay Porter February 23, 2014

Social Media Police

Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.

My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Social media dumb

A person who does not react, post or comment on social media at all/often although he or she has a social media account so wtf....

Jhonny: wtf Bob! you never react to my memes.

Bob: sorry man, I laughed tho. I'm just social media dumb

by Fafouna33 August 20, 2017

complete media infection

a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.

Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!

by Mimono July 23, 2010