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Jared

A weirdo, he is a very sensitive especially when you ask him if he has toothpaste on his face. He knows what he wants in life hint hint it’s baseball. He’ll ask you to “chill” but then always drops out of plans. By the way when you see his chin it hangs down like a chicken.
by Littlechickenmaker January 23, 2019
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my brother who is loyal and loving and helps everyone in need
by cotton candy purple January 25, 2019
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Jared

The largest douche bag on the planet. Has both mommy and daddy issues. Fails to comprehend even the most simplistic sentences and ideas. When he speaks everyone who hears it is instantly made dumber. He fails in school, in life, and in every other way possible. He is more unattractive than a $20 dollar a night motel bathroom. He thinks that the world is flat and that science is something you drink. His clothing choices have all the charm of a Klan rally. Jared likes his mom... a little too much. Jared is descended from a long line of complete morons, and he lives up to the standard his ancestors set.
Jared is the douche bag that married dated his mother.
by JimBobCooter1969 February 6, 2019
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Jared

Jared is a 19 year who never learned how to flipping read.
"JARED can you read the sentence"

"No I can not"
"Hey whats up, my names jared and I never learned how to fucking read"
by dEfInItIoNs SuCk February 16, 2019
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Jared S

The biggest mistake in the world is knowing Jared S.
by Pussyeater96 September 10, 2018
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Jared rupert

A fuckin beast ass nigga u shouldn't fuck wit but he hella dope thou he a pimp ass nigga who hella chill fuck wit me
Aye theres Jared rupert he hella bomb or yo there's the nigga Jared rupert
by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018
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Jared

A simple man resembling a cave man. He enjoys making others salty while he himself is the saltiest of them all, hailing from Salt Lake City. He does not understand adult jokes and goes into extreme shock when he sees a curse word. Jareds can often be found being nursed by wild Conners, who then proceed to eat them.
by BlackPoker June 8, 2018
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