When ones skin is completely pale usually from playing an outrageous amount of video games for a long time period. They also don't like to go outside.
by stuisradical June 7, 2013
Get the Gamers Tanmug. A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.
Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.
by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023
Get the eptic gamermug. The shape that a gaming headset or any type of over-the-head headphones makes in your hair after a gaming session. This shape can also occur when you are listening to music for a long time without taking the headphones off. This usually occurs in people with shorter hair
Gamer: I didn't take my headset off for four hours and my hair got a gamer's gap
Gamer 2: I hate that bullshit it makes me look like an upside down cereal bowl!!
Gamer 2: I hate that bullshit it makes me look like an upside down cereal bowl!!
by yooboy1116 March 31, 2015
Get the Gamer's Gapmug. This is a person that finds it hard to see any fault of their owns. In their world they are perfect at EVERY game they play, if somebody else is doing badly then they are the reason that said gamer is losing the game. This person thinks of themselves as a master of all games. No matter what, you cannot be better.
How to become a Malicious Gamer -
1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.
2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)
How to become a Malicious Gamer -
1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.
2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)
*Play Call of Duty*
Ted: *Dies*
Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an
imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"
Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"
Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*
Ted: *Dies*
Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an
imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"
Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"
Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*
by sapisexuality July 21, 2014
Get the Malicious Gamermug. A "semi-gamer" is a person who doesn't game often enough and just isn't good enough to be called a full gamer, but still enjoys gaming very much.
- I just finished Portal.
- Really? So do you play CoD, CS, BF, WoW --
- No, no, I'm just a semi-gamer.
- Really? So do you play CoD, CS, BF, WoW --
- No, no, I'm just a semi-gamer.
by Eriam Natashal July 1, 2011
Get the semi-gamermug. by isaacmcb98 February 8, 2019
Get the gamer fingermug. A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes
Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"
by longlivepeas October 22, 2019
Get the gamer showermug.