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football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.
I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.
by FreeNachos April 23, 2005
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Christmas lazy

Extreme lack of desire to do anything productive; commonly experienced in the afternoon on Christmas day.
Joe refused to pickup the box of tacks he spilled with the excuse that he was Christmas lazy.
by That Car March 29, 2009
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Christmas Eveve

"There were already presents under the tree on Christmas eveve."
by imma_redbull04 December 23, 2014
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Christmas Lightmare

C'mon-you know what it means... You have had a Christmas Lightmare no matter what your skill.
by The Flower Farm January 1, 2015
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Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.
by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015
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christmas herpes

The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.
Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!

Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!
by dersuay November 12, 2013
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christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.
Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning
by Dholla December 28, 2013
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