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Chip-Czar

King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.

A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.
"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)
by Confuseus January 25, 2014
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STULL CHIP

Is a Guy with the smallest cock in the world that wears glasses and acts like a boomerang when it comes to women
by Unknown genius December 20, 2016
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brocky chip

A GMH/GMC lover's explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.
Ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. I had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.

GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.
by SpikkaSpakk November 29, 2015
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Chip Bean

The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it
*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"
by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019
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shit chip

One acting in the way of a person named Larry by demeaning one nicknamed D.
by Benchracerx September 5, 2018
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Gravy and Chips

Diahorea on a dick
Stuart: My wife gave me gravy and chips. Fuckin loved it
by Ch33secake May 29, 2018
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Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.
Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018
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