teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.

girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024

teenage angst

milan patel

Milan Patel is the epitome of teenage angst!

by piggybutt November 10, 2018

Teenage Rage

It doesn't matter whether it's silent rage, an outburst, or straight-up rage, that shit gets you planning straight-up crimes and murder.

Random Adult: Why are you talking back? I'm the adult
A random stressed and aggravated teenager *showing signs of teenage rage*: You may physically be an adult but right now I can tell you are mentally and emotionally a child! I mean you are a grown adult yelling and arguing with someone years younger than you! I wasn't even yelling or doing anything! I was just trying to do my fricking homework!

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

Teenager

A person between the ages 12 to 20 years old. It's a biological process in which many physical and mental changes occur. According to the law, you're an adult when you turn your 18 years of your life, but biologically you can still be a teenager. New scientific research though, show that adolescent can last up to 24, and as it seems, you're still a teen even when you turn 20.

"How old is your son?"

"He's 13"

"Time flies! He's officially a teenager now!"

by A dork otaku November 9, 2020

Dana Hills Teenagers

Gay little beach bums who think they are good at surfing, but aren’t. Wear rainbow sandals on the daily. And, get driven in a 80k dollar sprinter van to strands or salt creek thinking they own the place, even though they are just dorks.

“Ya I go to Dana Hills, I’m pretty gay”

Dana Hills Teenagers: Gay little beach bum dorks

by Steamed rice October 13, 2025

Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

Teenager Kid

A teenager (13-19) (13-17) is a teenager but that one person is always there to call them a kid when they have waited 13 years to finnaly get a step cl9ser to be an adult and step out of the "Kid Zone" they still get treated like a kid. Eat with the 10 year olds not being able to get more freedom a plus is getting to stay up an hour later than the other "kids" but then that person will bring up you can't do it because your a kid. But your 13+ and I'm that number is the word TEEN so get it correct were are not kids we ARE TEENAGERS!!!

Jess: You can't do that your a kid.
13+: I am a teenager not a kid

Jess: your still a kid
Jess: call your self a teenager kid

by Alfred from Batman J31P July 10, 2018