yall i swear

The caption when you post a picture of something odd or wacky happening but are too unoriginal to come up with a proper title.

Yall i swear. (Picture of monkee eating fruit by the foot)

by Macky Mainiacki October 14, 2020

Saus the Seafish

Somebody who makes great mashups and is nearly always horny. A "Saus the Seafish" likes white noise alot.

Hey, a Saus the Seafish is feeling horny again!

by UbisoftLatam April 17, 2021

smeaf

an impaired sense of smell
(derived from smell + deaf)

I'm 15% smeaf in my left nostril.

by christovich79 September 19, 2005

Swear deep down on my knife

means the same as "deep down on my life" but instead it means you have to be socially known as an emo, to pull it off successfully

Kealan: did you steal my pen?
Sam: no, i swear deep down on my knife!

by sammymacbooey June 17, 2010

Dirty Sheafer

The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer

Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.

I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.

by MBenji February 8, 2010

swaffle

A mix of Sweep (Sweepstake) and Raffle - depending on when you join in. Done with mates or workmates on things like the world cup or grand national. Done exclusively online or it is not a swaffle. Started in UK and spread worldwide.

You can swaffle the fifa world cup 2006 with a load of mates from the pub. They can't accuse you of cheating as the allocations are all random. The Swaffle pot is split between 1st, 2nd and 3rd or all or nothing for the winner.

by Happy Clappy June 18, 2006

swafe

London term.... a word made up or the words sexy and safe... you would tell somebody that u thought was both sexy and safe that they are swafe

Danielle ur proper swafe lovin ya.... or
oh my god i think im in love with him... he's soooo swafe

by countrys_finest April 14, 2006