sweating like a Muslim in customs

Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.

Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."

by ih8pinks April 22, 2019

fartigan sweater

A fart that creeps upward and becomes trapped in your shirt, warming you at the same time. Later, when you take the shirt off, you get a whiff of the remnants of the fart, like you farted again.

On a chilly winter day, a fartigan sweater is kinda nice, until you take off your shirt later on.

by stormteam69 April 11, 2010

Knitting A Sweater

From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.

Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."

Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"

by Heather O. Taylor May 30, 2008

Sweaty Bung Hole Fart

A fart released from a sweaty bung hole.

"Oh man, this is really making my ass sweat"
"That's great."
(fart)"There goes a sweaty bung hole fart!"
"Eww mom that's nasty!"

by Mista Sphincta March 30, 2009

Sweatfree Mani Pad

A pad for absorbing the sweat of a man's ass. Similar to the Stayfree Maxi Pad.
Ideal for:
* Moderate to heavy ass flow
* Everyday freshness and protection from anal discharge
* Minor anal leakage
* Perspiration
* Skidmark protection any time
* Daily freshness and odor control

Thanks to Sweatfree Mani Pads, I no longer have to wipe after shitting and am skidmark free!

by Ivan Cherkanoff April 24, 2009

sweatergawd

A word that has the same meaning as "swear to god" but spelled differently for personal reasons.

Dartrell: "Bro I'm fixing to get some head on Saturday!"

Chris: "Sweatergawd!"

by febrese clean April 7, 2016

faggot sweat

Perspiration (usually, but not always from the pittles) from a homosexual male.

Mark, what's that pitted-out shirt doing halfway under the bed?
{Mark}: DON'T TOUCH THAT NASTY-ASS THING!!! It's got faggot sweat on it and you'll turn queer if you pick it up!

by Telephony July 20, 2014