Get the superfantabulous mug.Florida Gator quarterback Tim Tebow is Superman.
Faster than a speeding cornerback.
More powerful than a lineman.
Able to leap tall linebackers in a single bound.
Faster than a speeding cornerback.
More powerful than a lineman.
Able to leap tall linebackers in a single bound.
As in: "Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas." And: "Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness."
by ufbert November 18, 2007
Get the Superman mug.very similar to the original superman except instead of cum smeared on the girls back it's done with feces (your own or somebody else's it doesn't matter). Feces must be the right consistency not too liquid and not too solid. also the feces must be fresh (very important.
your girl is asleep and you smear some feces on each shoulder blade then stick a bedsheet to her back so when she wakes up she's a chocolate superman.
by KARL STOCKTON February 10, 2008
Get the CHOCOLATE SUPERMAN mug.when a guy is doing a girl, and he pulls out to skeet an S on her chest, like supermannnnnnnnn.
now watch me ouuuuuuu.
now watch me ouuuuuuu.
skeet skeet superman.
by jowana January 28, 2008
Get the superman mug.1. A lethal punch used primarily in MMA where one leaps towards an opponent and connects a punch to the face.
2. A lethal punch used primarily after kinky sex where the man ejaculates over the womans back, wraps her in the blanket and then punches her into bed.
2. A lethal punch used primarily after kinky sex where the man ejaculates over the womans back, wraps her in the blanket and then punches her into bed.
by jpcymru1 July 17, 2009
Get the Superman Punch mug.you tell it to a girl so they can rip there shirt off like superman.
or a guy if you really wanted too.
or a guy if you really wanted too.
by jonathanwtfuxxx February 23, 2010
Get the superman that shirt mug.by Michael & Leah April 5, 2012
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