Florida Gator quarterback Tim Tebow is Superman.
Faster than a speeding cornerback.
More powerful than a lineman.
Able to leap tall linebackers in a single bound.
Faster than a speeding cornerback.
More powerful than a lineman.
Able to leap tall linebackers in a single bound.
As in: "Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas." And: "Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness."
by ufbert October 30, 2007