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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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Irish Stomp

the result of a barfight, the victor (intoxicated and wearing workboots) places his opponent face down and stomps the back of his neck.

see also, Irish curb stomp
"We went over to J.P. Cunninghams and Irish stomped that hot chicks boyfriend because he kept giving us dirty looks every time we drove by."
by shamroxxxx August 21, 2008
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Kick Stomp

Kickin a bitch in the stomache for takin lip, and then thrusting the foot downward as to drive them into the ground.
Man that bitch told me she was out of hot dogs so i kick stomped the shit out of her into the pool. kick stomp.
by Charlie-Brown October 24, 2007
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curb stomp

The act of placing oneself one step higher than another person on the "G" scale.
Philip: Yall guys wanna study math?

Todd: No.

Lenny: What a curb stomp!
by International Lesbian Actor October 15, 2006
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Fanny Stomp

The act of kidnapping, ("taking" if that sounds better)...several tourists or people who may appear to be a tourist of some sort, driving them to an unknown location, and then follow that by dragging them out of the vehicle with your buddies and literally "stomping" those goofy "fanny"-pack wearing bitches till their bloody, but not dead.
"So anyway, the other day, there was like six fanny-fags walking down market street, so me and Lysol grab those niggas and brought 'em to the spot and I called up my boys and we had ourselves a fanny stomping party."
by Leroy and Cletus January 16, 2008
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Walabee Stomp

The act of stomping on the ground in a pair of legit, real Walabees
(run up behind your friend, jump in the air, and on the way down scream WALABEE STOMP.)
by walebee stomp December 23, 2009
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G-Stomp

Abbreviation for Goomba Stomp. The total and complete dominance over a n00b in the realm of gaming, akin to the act of Mario squashing a goomba underfoot.
Yo brohammer, did you me 4-stock that button masher in Smash? I totally G-Stomp'd that n00b.
by TheMadler January 17, 2012
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