When an akward co-worker, family friend, ect. comments on a status and "ruins" the status. The status also may be an inside joke and is then ruined by an akward person asking what it means. Often the comment or status is removed to prevent further akwardness.
Amy: Had so much fun with the girls!
Kathy: who are "the girls" and what did you do?
-status kill-
Monica: It's like a head for a midget band
Bill: I don't get it...
-status kill-
Kathy: who are "the girls" and what did you do?
-status kill-
Monica: It's like a head for a midget band
Bill: I don't get it...
-status kill-
by pinkdragon16 August 14, 2010
Get the status kill mug.The act of commenting on someone's Facebook status simply to have a conversation with another person who has previously commented on or liked the status.
Michael Baker is enjoying the new treadmills at the gym
Sophia Smith: me too!!
Jake Nauert: oh sophia where do you work out!??!?!
This status has just been statusjacked by Jake, who likely has a crush on Sophia.
Sophia Smith: me too!!
Jake Nauert: oh sophia where do you work out!??!?!
This status has just been statusjacked by Jake, who likely has a crush on Sophia.
by just@friend September 19, 2010
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Lucy's status: "I love everything about you, from your head to your toes, you are my everything♥"
Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥
Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥
by Graciebeebee123 October 19, 2010
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Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.
What a status moment!
What a status moment!
by BenzoMay November 11, 2010
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by dj debby debs January 1, 2011
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God, the Body is such a fucking statuslut on with his heart baby heart on facebook it makes me sick.
by the meaty January 4, 2011
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Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
by Yankees Girl August 13, 2011
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