standard system.

A very old system of measurement which is used by Britain and the U.S.
These are the basic and not so basic measurements of length in order.

barleycorn (570,240 in a lea.)
inch (3 bc.)
hand (4 in.)
foot (3 hd.)
yard (3 ft.)
fathom (2 yrd.)
furlong (110 fm.)
mile (16 fur.)
league (3 mi)

Some people insist that a rod (don't let your mind stray) is part of the standard, but, since it doesn't multiply like the others (a rod is 16.5 feet), I wouldn't include it.

Americans and Brits use the standard system because we want to be different from the rest of the world — were not some sort of brain-washed, fluoride-addicted zombie — we are indies! (My apologies to anyone who has no idea what I just wrote)

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

Russian Standard

High quality kerosene. Useful for aspiring fire-eaters other classes of circus performers.

When Jiminy stole a bottle of Russian standard from the Liquor Bureau he knew that he would be able to make great friends at the circus. As Mam had advised him, Carnies would respect his generosity and with practice might teach him the long standing carny art of hoops, dragon breath swallowing, cannonballing, and spectacling.

by iamrazorblade June 16, 2011

sandal

A group of white uncles

Did you see that sandal over there?
-Yeah, my uncle is there too!

by Ricc999 March 3, 2018

no standards

When a guy/girl gets with a solid 2 because they're getting desperate

Harry - I can't believe joey got with Olivia

Spencer - I know she's a right mong

Harry - he's got no standards

by Sumborino February 21, 2017

Bud Standard

The actual original Budweiser beer. Too many little guys have overtaken the beer culture with the terms 'Bud Heavy' or Bud Diesel'.

No, it is Bud Standard. The standard version of Budweiser, and how it was supposed to always be.

Fuck Bud Light and the people who drink it.

"Dude you're drinking Bud Heavies tonight? Nice."

"No faggot, I'm drinking a Bud Standard. Stop ruining the King of Beers by revealing how much of a puss cake you are."

by Uncle Choad August 5, 2009

Sandal Fag

Any person, usually a man, that accuses others of ripping on his sandals, on purpose. Usually mentally unstable, and bi-curious.

Jim said I ripped on his sandals because I was jealous of his boyfriend,lol....what a sandal fag.

by Tim38omb September 19, 2010

sandalist

descriptive term for a person with "right on" views. It particularly applies to middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex. The type of person who believes in the

"naughty step" and that a raised voice constitutes aggression.

that odious child's parents are obviously a couple of sandalists

by hurdygurdyschnickschnick August 1, 2009