Shooting a Squirrel

When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.

That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.

by Johnny Nomad October 08, 2011

plumbing squirrel

The act of inserting your nut into her vagina, performed during doggy-style anal sex.

"Dude, she finally let me give her the plumbing squirrel last night."

by Harman February 11, 2005

Greedy squirrel

Girl that can't get enough nuts. Enjoys sex and is always about getting her nut.

Girlfriend to boyfriend:(says right after sex) That was amazing, I want more. How long till you're ready again?

Boyfriend to girlfriend: You are such a greedy squirrel!

by Mikalale December 07, 2007

flying squirrell

pulling your scrotom up high and only having the head of you penis sticking out of the top. Usually performed by the most drunk person at the party.

Robb was so drunk last night, he showed me the flying squirrell! Man, he's got some balls!!

by Fafa Flunkey November 06, 2008

squirrel-handed

To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.

Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
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Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Awww.

by Fugerko.? December 30, 2003

shoot the squirrel

to look up the dress of a female in order to see her genetalia

Cindy Lou was wearing a mini-skirt, so I was able to shoot the squirrel

by badge531 December 08, 2008

Squirrel Porn

A disabled gay man having sex with a man dressed in a Squirrel costume in a public place, typically a park

Squirrel Porn - "Oh barry, your tail feels so good"

by AllSeingEye June 17, 2011