sproston

an ugly whiskey drinking jobless worthless son of a bitch

by KingPurdue March 11, 2003

toad the wet sprocket

It's a friggin' blowjob, you idgits!

Slobbing the knob, kissing the one-eyed sailor, the fish that ate the one-eyed worm, eating an adult ice cream cone, head, sucky-suck-no-fucky.

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

spronicide

(verb) : To murder an entity named exactly or similarly to "Spronald". From homicide.

Leedar: I could feel like a spronicide right about now

by Panq November 30, 2003

sproutin

The act of achieving an erection while being raped by a gang or band of male mutated or otherwise subhuman mongaloids.

Jim-Bob: Get em' John Boy!
Rape commences and victim achieves erection.
John Boy: Yeehaw! He's sproutin'!

by Johnny Oracle January 8, 2013

Sprouter

A group of girls who "sprout" other girls into what they call "popularity". The activities they participate in include: Ruining songs for everyone by making slutty videos, Uniting for closet parties, passing out every weekend, and calling themselves the "Line Bitches". WARNING: Sprouters have been known to get caught by parents.

"Did you see the Sprouters last weekend? They just initiated another girl and celebrated with a closet party."

by Sprouta Hata March 13, 2009

brussel sprout

when your getting a blowjob and your pubic hair gets stuck inbetween the girls teeth.
blowjob deepthroat skull head dome face

damn, that girl was deepthroating me so far, that when i pulled out and she smiled her grill looked like a brussel sprout.

by J-Money/Schmeezy December 20, 2004

Sproates

A gentlemans testicles (genitalia), particuarly those of the large round hairy variety.

"...I never saw it coming, the guy came from nowhere and in a flash, before I had any time to react, he booted me right in the fuckin sproates..."

by Juan Julio July 4, 2008