Spring-Ford Cops

The types of school police that are too afraid to stop the kids who have cocaine in the bathroom, so instead guard the cafeteria against food thieves.

Student 1: Help I'm being attacked! Where are all the Spring-Ford Cops?!
Student 2: They are all in the cafeteria, don't you remember that kid stole a pop-tart?

by themanwhogoesbyS March 17, 2022

springrage

When you have a really small penis

Oh wow look at that guy, hes a springrage

by kekweemme April 28, 2022

whittle springs

when your ass perspires after long erotic anal intercourse sessions.

after mary had long erotic anal intercourse she experienced whittle springs.

by tickaya May 23, 2006

Beersheba Springs

a small mountain town in Tennessee, near Monteagle. It has historical significance, being the oldest historical resort in Tennessee. The houses were built in the 1860s after Beersheba Cain walked up the mountain from McMinnville, and found a "healing" spring.

Beersheba Springs is amazingly beautiful and the people are nice

by papelr April 4, 2011

The Spring Board

When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.

"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."

"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"

"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."

by backfromiraq January 11, 2012

Michael Spriggs

A man of upmost awesome, his nickname is batman and is just as cool. there is no one in the world is that cool. trust me bro. a lad of all lads. also a most excellent bro!

Girl: OMG! whos that? hes so cute
other girl: thats michael spriggs, hes so cute

by lycanman November 9, 2012

Clear Spring

A town located in Western Maryland with a high school known for having an abnormally high number of college dropouts.

Joe is from Clear Spring and dropped out of college in the first week of classes four times

by Cshseyeroll August 26, 2018