Splort

An online sport simulation with absurdist elements such as eldritch beings, incineration of players in the middle of a match, and capitalism.

Originated from the narrative driven ambient game Blaseball and the many games inspired by it after it's untimely ending.

Blaseball was my favourite splort...

by limelocked January 16, 2026

splornched

When someone sets up a joke and you expect one punchline but they deliver another, you have been splornched.

"We just got to the mountain pass."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."

by ClorpMcGorp August 9, 2025

splorfage

The act of jerking off to a photo of Australian rapper Skippy

Man, that splorfage i did last night was so crazy, it covered my phone

by yahwehofficial9 December 22, 2025

gornf your splornf

to kill someone in one brutal move

Hey bro, you better stop doing that or else I'm going to gornf your splornf!

by morkelorbo October 6, 2020

slore

2 faced, fake, ugly, hyprocrite, dumb(literally), no friends, skankyass, complete lack of any self respect what so ever, whore!!!!

"Dude Deb Burn is sucha slore!!!"
"Deb Burn is a maddd dirty slore"

by Badassss May 28, 2006

slore

The most sexually promiscuous type of woman. Similar to a slut or whore, but worse

Oh yeah! She's a slore

by Jon Foldy July 11, 2006

slore

slut and whore mixed togther. your given both worlds. but its worse,than any other term, very harsh.

"nancy slept with micheal while she was with tim, and got pregant with her sisters boyfriend who had herpes"

"who.. slore nancy?"

by Graceeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 5, 2006