A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014
Get the splitting the muffalettamug. When a girl puts her two index fingers down your urethra and pulls her two fingers away from each other
by Jowdypop November 14, 2014
Get the Banana Splitmug. by kleezy45 November 26, 2015
Get the chinese splitsmug. The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"
by dicklicker42069 May 22, 2019
Get the Lickety-splitmug. A post-operation transvestite
by Coalhoal April 3, 2016
Get the banana splitmug. In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.
Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!
by Duhastmich November 18, 2013
Get the Shit splitmug. Once peggy took her shirt off, and the Thompson twins set fire to the couch, I knew right then and there it was split city!
by KRASH! July 26, 2007
Get the split citymug.