A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
by muffaletta boy February 06, 2014
When a girl puts her two index fingers down your urethra and pulls her two fingers away from each other
by Jowdypop November 14, 2014
The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"
by dicklicker42069 May 22, 2019
1. "O. M. G! Alyssa babes I have split endsss. EWWW!!!"
2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split
end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)
2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split
end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)
by SexuallyAttractiveLol July 19, 2021
A post-operation transvestite
by Coalhoal December 24, 2015
by kleezy45 October 08, 2015
Once peggy took her shirt off, and the Thompson twins set fire to the couch, I knew right then and there it was split city!
by KRASH! June 26, 2007