Splatter shot

When one deficates (usually in violent squirts) all over the bathroom of an enemy; this includes walls, shower curtains, hand towels, ect.

I rolled up into Ben's bathroom and gave him a mean splatter shot after drinking Falls City Beer for twelve hours.

by optimusprime69notreallythough October 18, 2008

Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.

Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans

by HungrieBoi May 15, 2018

Slather

The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.

I slathered her up with my man juices.

by Yogi Vinnie November 19, 2007

Slater

The major stoner guy in the movie "Dazed and Confused." He is seen throughout the movie as a teenager that is mostly high all the time.

Man: "Hey man lets go smoke with Slater, that stoner is fun to smoke with."

by FatFarhad January 3, 2008

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

You can tell Jamie is on the rag becuase she just splatter-painted the bathroom...it's a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 22, 2006

A.C. Slater

Taking a dump facing the opposite direction on the toilet. AC Slater from "Saved By The Bell" was known for sitting backwards in his chairs, so one only naturally assumes this was also how he pooped.

I took an A.C. Slater so I could rest my laptop on the back of the toilet and watch a movie. It was incredible.

by JJKOOLKID May 17, 2011

splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.

Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!

by Diddles Crew June 4, 2007