spider piss

when a close couple looks into each others eyes and embraces while pissing. The woman sits down on the toliet regular while the man sits on her lap facing her with his penis inserted between her legs. Both people release together and the the sharing of this private plesurful experience is supposed to be intimate and ultimatly bring the two closer together.
My wife and I never really connected mentally until a friend recomended that we try the spider piss.
by Kurtastraphy January 28, 2007
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spider dancing

The coolest dance move invented by the coolest people.
Used mainly when needing to pee or when you're at the height of coolness
Rachel and Ruth are spider dancing around the table flailing their arms and legs in the air.
by Hedmund August 4, 2008
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Rectal Spider

Once you've "finished" on the vaginal crease. The cum runs down your legs/thighs, and feels like a bug crawling down you.
by Kung Pao Dickin' April 18, 2015
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Spider Cam

When a man looks thru his finger while catching his wife/girl masturbating trying not to look but not able to look away.
Mike pulled a spider cam as he tried not to watch his wife finish.
by Veranda Gang February 2, 2008
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Spider Inforcer

"A subspecies of spider person that was created by the Webb of life and destiny to defend other spider totems from threats like the inheritors and other multiversal threats"

"Spider inforcers are typically bulkier than other spider people and poses lots of unique powers across different individuals"

"Spider inforcers typically come to be in universes with other spider totems already present but they can also appean in a universe where they are the only spider person"

An example of this includes the very first spider inforcer called "Blue-Spider" from "earth 14-K" who dose not share a universe with other spider people

"Spider inforcers are typically more aggressive to those they consider a threat

And will likley attack them immediately"
"Only a spider inforcer can kill me. And you are not a spider inforcer"

"Spider inforcers are scary"
by Blue_spider September 13, 2023
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Spider cum

When you cum in a girls mouth upside down hanging from the celling
Last night I did the spider cum with my girl.
by Mr.bootyliker May 18, 2021
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Banana Spider

Phoneutria is a genus of venomous spiders in the family Ctenidae of potential medical significance to humans. They are mainly found in tropical South America, with one species in Central America. Two species, Phoneutria fera and Phoneutria nigriventer, are known as the Brazilian wandering spider; the genus as a whole is sometimes called Brazilian wandering spiders, although not all species occur in Brazil. Other English names include armed spiders (armadeiras in Brazilian Portuguese) and banana spiders (a name shared with several others).
That Banana spider scared me so bad, I pissed myself!
by Lotharin August 5, 2018
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