spider piss

when a close couple looks into each others eyes and embraces while pissing. The woman sits down on the toliet regular while the man sits on her lap facing her with his penis inserted between her legs. Both people release together and the the sharing of this private plesurful experience is supposed to be intimate and ultimatly bring the two closer together.

My wife and I never really connected mentally until a friend recomended that we try the spider piss.

by Kurtastraphy January 28, 2007

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spider dancing

The coolest dance move invented by the coolest people.
Used mainly when needing to pee or when you're at the height of coolness

Rachel and Ruth are spider dancing around the table flailing their arms and legs in the air.

by Hedmund August 4, 2008

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The Spider-Man

A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.

"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"

"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."

"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."

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Trouser Spider

a skid mark in your pants. usually common on those who wear no underwear. a greasy fart that squirts into the pants.

After a greasy fart, Otto rushed to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, and to his surprise had fouled himself. The distinct markings of a trouser spider could be seen in the seat of his britches.

by malibulivin May 18, 2012

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