acute cerebral speditis

a term describing the condition when someone is completely and utterly sped in the head.

patient: why do i need to wear a mask? covid is a hoax
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis

by alexjiew March 19, 2021

Spedulance

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."

The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.

by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003

Speducation

A word used to abbreviate "special" education. Variations include: speducated, speducative, speducate. The teacher that teaches the speds (search it up) is called the speducator.

Hey look, it's that kid who needs speducation!

by TheTigerGaming September 20, 2011

spedastic

fantastic in a spedy kind of way

if ur friend does some thing stupid u might say

"wow that was spedastic"

by gatorade August 3, 2006

speddy eddy

the hottest guy around town; loves to live life and take it easy.

guy 1: hey, are you going to speddy eddy's house party this weekend?
guy 2: yea, everyone's invited.

by spedluvr October 19, 2013

spedophile

One who is sexually attracted to special education students, those who ride the short bus.

That spedophile Alan is so desperate that he hits on the retarded girls.

by Don Wong October 27, 2003

speda

(Special Education) Feminine version of a student employed in a school designated for "special" people.
Used primarily to decribe a klutsy or re-tarded person. The "a" is added to indicate the feminine form of the word "sped"

Wendy Esther, you speda.

Watch out for those spedas.

Did you just see Jack pull a speda and ram into that pole?

by Naski June 28, 2009