shallow south

States in the southern united states that could step in and be the deep south if need be because they exhibit a lot of the same socio-economic cultural stereotypes
e.g. Arkansas, oklahoma, tennessee, south carolina

people in SC hate gays. Well it is the shallow south

by saucynoodles January 6, 2009

Spalls

Used in place of profane words in chat rooms. A male who is slapping his balls.

SPALLS..... That chick was HOT!

by Badnips July 23, 2010

twat scallops

infected razor bumps

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

by scallopman February 20, 2009

shallow

what 99,8% of all guys are...cannot look beyond someones looks, brain washed by society, normally they are really gullable obviouse people, they are the opposite of deep..watch too much day time talk shows/ reality tv umm and dont no who edgar allen poe is lol um i dunno!

Jen: woah hes hot
Kate: ya but hes a real jerk and hes raped a girl before
Jen: oh well im going for him..did i mension hes hot?


months later we read jen is raped and chopped up...she was shallow lol (that is not a true story) probably has happend..meh

by The Jesso January 27, 2005

scallop

Any of various free-swimming marine mollusks of the family Pectinidae, having fan-shaped bivalve shells with a radiating fluted pattern. Taste like ass.

I went to a restaraunt and got some scallops.

by ...me... May 18, 2006

swallow-a-banana

The act of deep throating. You know, cock choking. Sausage snarfing. Dicking deep, as it were. Pushing something nice and phallic way the fuck down your throat. Side effects may include an ache in your trachea and cum in your mouth (gross!).

Mary beat Joe in the swallow-a-banana contest.

by Franz Liebkind February 9, 2009

african swallow fireball

when a black man cums in a red heads mouth and then shits in her mouth and she swallows it.

I gave my girl an african swallow fireball last night

by jizzumglaze55 August 2, 2010