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Soggy Liz

A game where participants compete by masturbating to the British national anthem and attempting to climax before it finishes.
It is believed to be the inspiration for the American game, "Soggy Biscuit".
"The clean-up before the Rugby World Cup final was horrendous; my brother won the game of Soggy Liz."
by DeviantBrit April 26, 2022
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Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"
by Ceita May 2, 2022
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Soggy Joe

When a group of mates gather around 'a Joe' and begin to ejaculate onto his naked body. The last man to relieve themselves, must lick all the groups spunk off of his helpless body.
Theo: "The weekends here again and i'm heavily aroused! Let's invite joe and the boys over and play Soggy Joe!"
by Shlikaboomboom May 17, 2022
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Big Soggy

guy 1: dude, Matt got the Big Soggy at work earlier, nasty
guy 2: i know right!
by Venni606 July 24, 2021
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soggy biscuit

a game people may play when a group of people masterbate and then ejaculate onto a biscuit the last who hasn't ejaculated must then eat the biscuit.
"oi lads you wanna play soggy biscuit"
"na last time i played i lost"
by eskimode December 27, 2007
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soggy biscuit

a group of friends standing around a biscuit masturbating onto it. the last person to ejaculate on the buscuit has to eat it.
Hey guys, let's get trashed and play soggy biscuit!
by soggy biscuit eater November 25, 2010
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soggy ho

A fat, sloppy, sweaty, deep fry cooking, nasty ass slut who sends her kids to school in beat ass clothes and three year old shoes.
by JayR August 27, 2003
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