Sneezebaiting

The feeling when you are about to sneeze, but the moment it's supposed to happen, it disappears.

My nose decided to sneezebait me again.

It's so embarrassing to experience sneezebaiting when you're in public.

by snailpale September 5, 2023

Man sneeze

Synonym of ejaculate

I man sneezed right in her eye

by TedTrippin March 11, 2010

Fairy sneeze

Where you ejaculate onto a woman & with the spare hand, throw a handful of glitter on it.

"mate I was crafting the other night and ended up fairy sneezing the shit out of it"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"

by JLR1985 July 11, 2012

coach sneeze

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.

"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."

"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"

by Triptakers December 18, 2012

Satan Sneeze

An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.

{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}

Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.

{Windows get rolled down quickly}

by beardedbandit May 12, 2013

butthole sneeze

when you sneeze and a little poop comes out

Fluffy had a bag cold, when she sneezed it made her butthole sneeze also.

by Fluffy Orange Princess September 30, 2014

Chocolate Sneezes

Explosive diarrhea

I asked my daughter if she had a case of the chocolate sneezes.

by Erilar October 29, 2014