"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020

Beaver Sneeze

A furry Queef

Excuse me did you just Queef, Nah Niggah my beaver Sneezed

by StonedAllDay420 June 11, 2025

sneezing beaver

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole

Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver

by DIRTY_definitions March 4, 2018

sneezed it

an expression used when describing a friend who has taken it too far at the sesh

"oi! check out lily she's passed out, full sneezed it".

by sneezeditgal August 3, 2018

the goat sneeze

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.

Dude, we were watching HP5 last night and our RA came in and gave us the goat sneeze!

by furrrrrry November 20, 2010

blind sneeze

its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands

this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*

by sneeeze March 5, 2019

Oregon sneeze

The Oregon sneeze is when you perform anal sex and the participants sneezes and semen ejects from their nose

I was with Sara the other night and she did the Oregon sneeze

by Turbowanker9000 June 16, 2021