slubnem

to get absolutely rat assed on a weekday

it’s monday, how about we go “slubnem”

by alfbog August 9, 2023

Scubanut

A squirrel that’s soaking wet and is scurrying away.

Yo, did you see that SCUBANUT running down the street?

by I AMTHEBEST121 July 24, 2024

Slabadonkadong

Another word for joint, it is an object that consist of a paper, roach and weed.

Person 1: yo bro let’s go to the park for a slabadonkadong

Person 2: yo that would be totally sick, let’s get slabadonkadonged

by Ebony.jw August 16, 2024

sluatiz

The name for a person so utterly stupid, that it goes full circle and they end up really clever instead.

Person A: do crabs think fish are flying?
Person B: haha, you are such a sluatiz Person A!

by Scrimblo Fartleschniz October 6, 2023

Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024

scuba cut

A “Cuban observed” method of cutting a cigar. The cigar is “V cut” in the middle of the stick and both ends are cut and lit. The cigar is smoked by pressing the middle of the cigar to the mouth and smoked from both ends.

I was at the cigar lounge and everyone was using the scuba cut for their Cohibas. I’ve never seen that before.

by 1squance February 2, 2024

Slabawookie

A creature that roams the city streets of California. The beast is rarely seen by man and if witnessed, will immediately run or attack. It’s appearance is unknown.

Derrick theres a Slabawookie outside my house!

by FacelessHim February 23, 2024