The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.
Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.
...Quantum Sleep...
After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.
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...Quantum Sleep...
After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.
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by Baniroquai Rewo November 19, 2010
When one sleeps for excessive hours, the following day is consumed by this. Involves feeling crappy, overall laziness, and messy hair. Similar to hangover, but instead of too much alcohol, it is too much sleep.
Dude, is she hungover? She looks like crap.
No man, she slept too much last night. She's got the sleep rot.
No man, she slept too much last night. She's got the sleep rot.
by ApocolypsePLZ October 18, 2010
- When you lean on your arm until you have a dead arm then masterbate so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
- A term used on the inbetweeners to describe the same thing.
- A term used on the inbetweeners to describe the same thing.
- I got bored of wanking myself off so i just do a sleeping beauty it feels better.
- Quote from the inbetweeners, 'my brother made it up!'
- Quote from the inbetweeners, 'my brother made it up!'
by Josiphh April 16, 2009
Hey, John. How are you?
What the f*** man? You woke me up!
Honestly, John, you're such a sleep whore. It's 3 P.M.!
What the f*** man? You woke me up!
Honestly, John, you're such a sleep whore. It's 3 P.M.!
by Miss Barky Von Schnauser March 13, 2009
Chad- "God, Rachel sucks!"
Mike-"Why what'd she do this time?"
Chad- "I was sleeping like a log and she woke me up for no reason!"
Mike- "What a sleep terrorist..."
Mike-"Why what'd she do this time?"
Chad- "I was sleeping like a log and she woke me up for no reason!"
Mike- "What a sleep terrorist..."
by mel4 November 27, 2009
The sleeping beauty is where you and your partner fall asleep with the males dick inside the female’s vagina
by WacklesTheClown June 06, 2021
Rose: "Dude, last night Chris had horrible sleep tourette's. He was laying there perfectly fine then just yelled "FUCK" for no reason and continued sleeping like it was no big deal."
by Clarson123 July 12, 2009