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Simon Wall

A math teacher. The best teacher. I wish I could have been given birth to him.
#LoveMr.Wall
I love Simon Wall!
by O30E May 18, 2021
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Haley Simons

she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girl❤️
Haley Simons is the most perfect human being ever
by erulccm nai June 2, 2019
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Simon Brocrotch

1) A name you call people for teh lulz

2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation
1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch

person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?

person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009
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juan simon

He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.
Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy 2: Messing with a Juan Simon
by Si mi December 8, 2018
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simon ru

A Mexican who crosses the border looking for money in America’s banks
Simon Ru crosses the border again!
by OilBpil April 5, 2019
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simon gak

one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.
simon gak speaks russian??? not as well as me
by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023
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Simon Promise

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again
by Username 0 September 21, 2017
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