the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

by Shit-face June 29, 2008

Melbourne Shuffle

A Badass Dance In Which People Dance Their Ass Off And Have Fun. Shuffle IS Better Than Jumpstyle, Tecktonik, etc.

Just Look Up "Melbourne Shuffle" And "Shuffle" On Youtube And You'll See All The Badass Action You're Missing.

by CrazyHardstyleBoy July 31, 2010

New Jersey Shuffle

When you’re taking a nasty shit and have to throw up at the same time, the ensuing scramble around the toilet is referred to as the “New Jersey Shuffle”. The act requires one to dismount the toilet without flushing to throw up while looking at one's own shit. The name comes from the fact that this act is almost as nasty as the state of New Jersey.

Guys I just pulled a New Jersey Shuffle but I dont think I'm hung over anymore.

by Phantom crapper December 5, 2009

Shuffleboard Shocker

a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease

It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.

You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.

by S_ May 28, 2008

4 Knuckle Shuffle

The act of pleasuring a male's privates using a hand that only has four fingers.

...Then she finished him off using her famous 4 Knuckle Shuffle

by Imfatandalinemen May 6, 2008

superbowl shuffle

song/dance performed by 85 bears

"bears are going to the superbowl!"
"fuck yeah, superbowl shuffle!"

by vdogggg February 1, 2007

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003