goldman shower

When the Finacial Giant Goldman-Sachs posses away everyone’s retirement and homes .

Dude, I was riding high when I got hit by a “Goldman Shower” and I lost everything, but then , Urine is sterile I guess .

by Thebassland September 14, 2019

aloe shower

The liberal surprise application of Aloe Vera scented baby oil during a sexual act.

I've ruined my sheets because I aloe showered some hussy last night.

by H-Dawggg February 2, 2014

boxer shower

When straight bros are in a hurry and take a shower together in their boxers to save time.

We were late to Koozies party so we took a boxer shower, shot-gunned a beer and jumped in the Hummer.

by Kooziemoi May 5, 2016

shower piss

A drink catholic boys drink when they become men.

Preist: drink the shower piss and be born into manhood.

by The rubb March 14, 2022

Medway Shower

When a person or animal is subjected to the liquids given off by a chav, during a mugging or a similar crime. The liquids can contain anything from Alcohol and saliva to traces of semen.

Tom was walking in the street when he was mugged, during which he was subjected to a Medway shower.

by Medwaymate November 26, 2013

razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower

You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.

by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016

Shower Text

A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.

Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.

by Oreolization May 13, 2018