scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.

Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!

by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008

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not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.

- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!

by el patron himself November 13, 2011

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Scorpion

In gymnastics, to land face-first with your heels over your head.

I did a faceplant today!
Yeah? Will i did a scorpion!

by that guy by the computer September 1, 2009

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sharp pen

Bitter or critical manner of writing which one employs effectively and with fluidity, so much so that it's as if the said individual were speaking in person.

Person #1. Wow, John just sliced me to ribbons with an email, I'm bleeding on the inside here.

Person #2. Yeah, he has training in writing and he abuses it sometimes with his sharp pen.

by ilikewhiskeyandcoffeeandcigarettes June 13, 2008

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Scorpio

Scorpio’s are amazing. They misbehave in school a lot ; pfft, half the reason they come to damn school is just to talk with their friends. Scorpio’s love food. Most like spicy, they also love takeaways more than homemade foods aswell. Growing up, Scorpio’s didn’t go on the netflix kids account. They loved watching 12s and 15s.
Every scorpio would stick with you till the end. Just never invite yourself to anything my when it comes to them, trust me.

Boy : ‘Hey, what’s her zodiac sign? I’m thinking of asking her out.’

Girl : ‘She’s a baddie *cough* Scorpio! I would be careful if i were you, and don’t order for her, whatsoever!’

by Nicki Minaj PostCard October 28, 2020

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