Shepemize

Verb; To convert someone to the secret organization of Shepem.

"Ew, stop talking to Lucy. I bet she got Shepemized."

by Scrumdiddly Daddily Doo June 29, 2024

Shepherdian Speech

A person of authority using falsehoods as a method of de-escalation, to avoid conflict and guide the conversation in an attempt to shine light on their accomplishments.

Just sat through another meeting that could have been an email, his Shepherdian Speech added an hour to the meeting, and nothing was accomplished.

by Captain Commander Sir February 11, 2024

Shepherdstown

A place for people who love the small town feeling but can't stand any of the people from said small towns. In other words, a DC colony in the middle of Red West Virginia. Also know for being expensive as fuck.

Thank God we moved to Shepherdstown from DC. We can live in peace while shitting on those MAGA peckerwoods in neighboring Martinsburg.

by Beefboss23 February 14, 2024

Shepherd

(verb): To overwhelm with an excessive or seemingly unreasonable amount of work, often disguised as an opportunity for growth or intellectual enrichment.

(adjective): Describing an action, task, or situation as disproportionately demanding or overly burdensome in nature.

“Don’t make me Shepherd you with assignments if you keep procrastinating!”

“We’ve got three essays, a presentation, and a group project due next week—this is so Shepherd!”

by YoMomma236 December 4, 2024

Shepherdess Era

That time in every rich woman’s life when they feel the urge to bake sourdough, grow organic garlic and decant perfectly good snacks into cellophane bags tied with hessian string.

Refers to Marie Antoinette’s stint as a shepherdess when French aristocrats acted out the “simple life” while still retaining their social position.

See also: Beekeeping Age

I received a welcome gift of jarred garlic soaked in olive oil when visiting an old college friend. It seems she’s in her Shepherdess Era.

by Shepherdessy March 10, 2025

Shepherdess Era

That time in every rich woman’s life when they feel the urge to bake sourdough, grow organic garlic and decant perfectly good snacks into cellophane bags tied with hessian string.

Refers to Marie Antoinette’s stint as a shepherdess when French aristocrats acted out the “simple life” while still retaining their social position.

See also: Beekeeping Age

I received a welcome gift of jarred garlic soaked in olive oil when visiting an old college friend. It seems she’s in her Shepherdess Era.

by Shepherdessy March 10, 2025

Shepherd’s Dog

A dog that licks the peanut butter off of a humans asshole. Easily identified by the dingleberries on the snout that consist of a perfect mixture of peanut butter, saliva, and shit.

Damn, all I smell is the snout of that Shepherd’s Dog! What a face full of fuck!

by Alan Flint April 12, 2025