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When a girl is bent over on all fours and your looking from behing. You have two options. The bottom shelf (pussy) and the top shelf (asshole). And the top shelf is always harder to get, thus why its better.
by mst3kld April 12, 2005
Get the Top shelf club mug.Don had been so drunk the night before he hadnt been able to do the paper work correctly. When he bent over to pick up the morning paper , Wendy got a right eye full of the rusty sheiffs badge
by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006
Get the Rusty Sheiffs Badge mug.The act of "shelving" an MDMA pill by inserting it halfway into the anus, then taking a photo of said pill while it is still poking out from the anus before fully pushing it in. Usually followed by posting the resulting photo on social networks to show how hip you are with the drug scene.
Clara: "Lets get these pills up our arses and hit the clubs!"
Ned: "Just one moment while I take a shelfie for the facebook!"
Ned: "Just one moment while I take a shelfie for the facebook!"
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Generally deemed as more attractive than ‘Uni of’
They most certainly would rather be a poly than a cunt
Generally deemed as more attractive than ‘Uni of’
They most certainly would rather be a poly than a cunt
Oh does he go to Sheffield Hallam University? He must surely be quite the dashing gentleman who knows how to have fun during his studies
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