SHannon

a fat ass who launches herself in a cannon

god is that shannon

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE June 9, 2019

Shannon

Some that is shy gets bulled cuz she is small like guys with blonde hair and blue eyes be’s mean to the people that bulled her sometimes even gets into fights does not that much friends but nice to the people that are nice to her not good in school. She is negative when she comes to her self

Hey Shannon thanks for the pen. No problem saids Shannon

by Zoo York November 25, 2019

Shannon

Shannon is the sweetest person you will ever meet. Her loyalty is never-ending . She is super go with the flow, and laughs ALL the time :) She is funny, and clumsy. She denies the fact that she is very smart, because she is modest. She is energetic and daring and gorgeous. At least once a week, a man falls in love with her. She is absolutely unique and weird, but in the best possible ways. it is impossible to hate Shannon.

guy #1. I think i am in love!!
guy #2. With that girl you've been out with twice!!
guy #1. Yes, she is a perfect Shannon.

by doodlefart June 18, 2020

Shannon

An ass hole of a girl, watch out because she will steal your man. Very malicious and evil. Her laugh is preposterous and she is very unreliable. she can make you think anything she wants you to. This can be very dangerous to everyone around her. If you think you're falling for a Shannon, stop right away. Distance yourself from her, and stop making contact with her as much as possible. You don't actually like her, she's just making you think you do. A Shannon ruined my whole entire life. If she has brown hair and blue eyes, she is even more dangerous. Nobody really likes Shannon's, the Shannon's brain-wash us to make us think we do. Never name your kid Shannon, you will ruin her life, while she ruins other peoples'. Just be careful around Shannon's!

Boy: Yo, is that a Shannon over there?
Girl: OMG ya walk away! Don't make eye contact!

Boy: No, wait lets go say hi!
Girl: No, she is dangerous!!
*Boy goes to say hi*
*Boys entire life is ruined because a Shannon got involved*

by juliagurl October 12, 2013

Shannon

that on chick that annoys everyone

Shannon is a bitch

by That Chick March 5, 2015

Shannon

Is a damm right bitch and a control freak who can’t let go of people who don’t like them back

Oh that Shannon she’s a bitch

by 2 can keep it secret October 14, 2018

Shannon

Coordinates: 40°32′50″S 175°24′39″E / 40.5472°S 175.4107°E

Shannon is the dump of New Zealand and the rest of the World. The town is utterly shit.

There really is no example, but if one were to say "shannon", depending on where you said that you would be shot on sight.

by LEMOnz7 October 4, 2011