Middle east church service

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people

That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

asshole of service

A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.

Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"

Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"

Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."

Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "

Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"

Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."

by Lanky Cougar August 13, 2017

Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.

Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.

by c0aster January 24, 2018

Terms Of Service

A long long text of rules and regulations of a software or anything.

If you violate our Terms Of Service, you will be hanged by your boss Lil Tay!

by Mxlvxn September 8, 2018

2019 Community Service

Re-sharing a post on your instagram story for “charity”. 1 story re-share equals $1 donated to said charity. Frequent users of this term almost exclusively include white girls that feel as if posting this is truly making a difference. The word has an almost chain like reaction, and if one white girl posts it, you best believe all of her friends will too.

Brittany: OMG Tanja, did you see what Sarah re-shared on her story about pollution?????

Tanja: Well, we better re-share it too. I don’t want people to think I don’t care about the environment

Brittany: Well this is going on my college application for sure, talk about 2019 community service!

by th3w1zard June 13, 2019

three hole service

Three whole service is a sexual act usually done in the gay community

Hot Rods gay bar offers the best three hole service around!

by Toefingerchickenwing September 25, 2019

No parts no service

A transphobic saying where anyone who is FTM or MTF (ect) won't get their preferred pronouns used because they lack the body parts.

Morgan: She's MTF and her name is Niva

Transphobe: He didn't get a bottom/ top surgery. No parts no service

by Sphinxi October 1, 2020