semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 3, 2010

Sugar semi

When an Alabama fan licks their own taint until they start losing a game and then promptly leave the stadium

I witnessed a sugar semi in New Orleans when Clemson dominated the inbreds.

by Cuntermccunterton January 1, 2018

Last names are sem are semi curse

Last names are sem are semi curse

Last names are sem are semi curse

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

Semi-Fi

Semi Sci-Fi. A work that has some sci-fi elements but not too many. Generally works from a time in the future not so far away that most people could imagine living in such a society but most of the people living today will be dead by the time such future becomes a reality.

"You should seriously check out this new book that is from a semi-fi setting!"

by Sionw September 4, 2020

semi-virgin

When one has been on the receiving end of oral sex, but not penetrative sex, and is unsure if they’re actually a virgin because some people say getting oral counts, and others say you need to penetrate

Dude, I got sucked off, but I don’t know if I’m still a virgin or not, because there was no penetration, guess I’m a semi-virgin

by KomputerKid December 11, 2021

semi-child

A young teenager. Most appropriately used for people aged 13-15. It can also be spelled without the hyphen and used interchangeably with semi-kid.

I am a 14-year-old semi-child.

by the random. October 26, 2024

Semi-Homo

A person who is semi-homo is half homosexual, half heterosexual. The person is bisexual.

Are you straight?
No, I’m semi-homo.
What?
I’m bi you fckn moron.

by Bodil Karlsson May 16, 2021